Bottoms up

We try to look young. We exercise, diet, eat healthy foods, color our hair if need to, buy makeup and all kinds of creams, buy skin care products, and if need to lift our breasts, faces, eyelids, foreheads, upper arms, thighs, abdomen, buttocks and mons pubis. However, we forget that our very bottoms, the place where our children come from, suffer the most changes of all. First of all being so dependent, gravity causes our muscular sling as well as our skin to sag in the perineal area more than anywhere else.  We constantly run around with filling our bladder and then emptying, so constantly undergoing weight bearing and then loss.  We empty our bowels hopefully daily again causing strain and pushing.  We carry full intestines for a while before emptying. Of course if we suffer from constipating or the opposite, an irritable bowel, imagine the number of times our musculature has to contract and relax.  The pushing and tenesmus alone cause great distention and dilitation.  Then try again thinking about delivery of babies. The head coming through the vaginal canal. The amount of stretch and distention that creates, never mind the weight that the bottom muscles have to carry during the pregnancy.  Then the muscles get cut more during the episiotomy and not always put together well.  I will stop here as my own bottom is beginning to ache.  So now, with all that going on -don’t you think some enhancement may be necessary?  How about the labia that get elongated, and the vagina that gets stretched and all the tags that are hanging around.  Thing about the varicosities created in your labia majora and do not forget your saggy mons pubis.

take care of your bottom

So if you want to look younger and feel better, you better look at your bottom and consider what rejuvenation that may need before you declare yourself done.